How Far to Take Patriotic Duty? Does Sal Have to Serve on a Jury?

So, you think it’s ridiculous that you’ve been called for jury duty. That’s nothing compared with this story. Sal was summoned.

Sal is a cat.

When Sal’s owner, Anna in Boston filed for what seemed like an obvious disqualification, the jury commissioner denied the request. So, Sal will show up. Guess it’s not so bad, as long as the parking is validated and the clerk offers catnip.