Neighborhood Invaded by Rabbits: It’s No Joke


Rabbits breed, well, like rabbits. And these rabbits are domestic rabbits, not equipped for life in the real world. They have no defense against either predators, or Florida heat. Still there’s no stopping their ability to breed. They do need to be humanely trapped, spay/neutered and then adopted into rabbit loving air conditioned homes.

Meanwhile, I have some questions if you indulge me.

Q. What did the rabbit give his girlfriend?

A. 14 carrot ring!

Q. What’s the name of the rabbit who stole from the rich and gave to the poor?

A. Rabbit Hood.

Q. Where do rabbits work?

A. At IHOP restaurants.

Q. How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?

A. Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses!

Q. What’s a rabbit’s favorite game?

A. Hopscotch

Q. What do you call a group of rabbits hopping backward?

A. A receding hare line.