Remebering Milton Berle

June, 2002
We will never forget our Uncle Milty or his dog jokes. Steve fetched a few nostalgic bones from Mr. Television’s joke file.

Steve Dale’ salutes legendary comedian Milton Berle. . . We will never forget our Uncle Milty or his dog jokes. We’ve fetched a few nostalgic bones from Mr. Television’s joke files:

I have an American Legion dog. He stops at every post.

My dog is an Artic explorer. He goes from pole to pole.

There was once a dogcatcher with a wooden leg. He didn’t have to chase the animals. The dogs came to him.

Two dogs were yelping at one another. One said, “You’re crazy. You should go see a psychiatrist!” The other said, “I’d love to, but I’m not sure that allowed on the couch!”

One idiot was elected dogcatcher. He knew that he was supposed to catch dogs – but at what?

A dog saw somebody putting money into a parking meter and reported to the other dogs, “They’re putting in pay toilets!”

My dog’s nose is flatter than a pancake. He got that way after chasing parked cars.

He called his dog Seiko. He was a watchdog.

A dog saw a sign that said ‘Wet Paint.’ And he did.

My dog had worms, so the vet told me to feed him lots of garlic. Now, it’s bark is worse than its bite!

A lot of people have dogs nowadays to protect them from the mugger, they wouldn’t run into in the first place if they didn’t have to walk their dogs.

Here’s why fire departments like Dalmatians. They use them to find the fire plugs.

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