Talk About Your Clogged Toilet

Would you use your toilet under these conditions? A 4-foot long Bengal monitor lizard is stuck in your toilet.  This is exactly what happened in Bhubaneswar, India. No word on if this was a 2-toilet home or if family had to find an alternative options for doing their business. The lizard was unable to gain enough traction to get out. Finally, a volunteer arrived to humanely remove the lizard.  Who volunteers for this job?