Valentine’s for Your Ex: A Roach


The Bronx Zoo is re-launching its “Name-A-Roach” program, which allows you to name one of over 50,000 giant Madagascar hissing cockroaches. For only $15, you can not only name a roach, but you can also send a certificate to the honoree.

What a better way to honor your Ex for Valentine’s Day.

Or I suppose if your significant other believes roaches are romantic, this can be the perfect gift. Or maybe after giving this gift, your significant other will become your Ex.

All proceeds go to the Wildlife Conservation Society.